Tree 1, Car 0

I got home Saturday night to find that all the wind had knocked a large branch down onto my car. It hit squarely on the tip on the passenger-side windshield wiper, bending the wiper and shattering the windshield.
The glass guy is here now repairing it. Should cost around $190, yay.

On the bright side, I think all of the big dead/loose branches came down over the weekend, so the new windshield should be safe for a bit.